acousticechelon:

I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR

(via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

(via thehuglife)

feraligaytor:

when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with

(via oh-hey-fuck-you)